Quite honestly, just off the cuff, I can’t see that a two dollar fee for anything is anything that should get anyone too riled up.

I’d like to agree with John Parker: two bucks is nothing to anyone. And in that spirit, I think that the councillor should advocate for the following non-riling fees to help fix this mythical budget crunch:

• $2 toll on each trip on the DVP and Gardiner.
• $2/hour for all currently free parking spaces.
• $2 environmental fee on each tank of gas.
• $2 for curbside leaf pickup in Etobicoke.
• $2 for windrow snow clearing in North York.
• $2 filing fee for all new harebrained waterfront plans.
• $2 “tax” for each plastic bag.
• $2 fee per councillor for voting to remove perfectly good infrastructure.

This may all seem radical, but hey, it’s just two bucks, right? And a two dollar fee for anything is nothing to get riled up about, right? Hell, I’ll even register and license my bike for a toonie. Whaddaya say, councillor?

For those of you who didn’t catch it, Dodgeville was featured in Dave LeBlanc’s Architourist column in Friday’s Globe and Mail. Mr. LeBlanc (to use the Globe‘s house style) and I spent a sunny Sunday afternoon last month exploring three abandoned bits of Toronto infrastructure: old Don Mills Road, Pottery Road, and the DVP on-ramp at York Mills. Good times.