Dodgeville » plastic bags http://valdodge.com Random Wanderings and Wonderings Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:09:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The end of civilization as Sue-Ann Levy knows it http://valdodge.com/2009/05/31/the-end-of-civilization-as-sue-ann-levy-knows-it/ http://valdodge.com/2009/05/31/the-end-of-civilization-as-sue-ann-levy-knows-it/#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 03:23:56 +0000 Val Dodge http://valdodge.com/?p=1102 According to Sue-Ann Levy, the world is going to end tomorrow because she is going to have to pay $0.05 for every plastic bag she gets from a store. Her column earlier this week all but proclaimed it so, listing this gem among her complaints:

Nevertheless, I don’t know how we can possibly be expected to remember to cart some sort of plastic bag around with us everywhere to hold purchases we might make on impulse.

Speaking only for myself here, I remember to “cart some sort of [...] bag” with me the same way I remember to cart my wallet around every day: I put it in my pocket before I leave the house.  In fact, there are lots of things that I remember to take with me every day: my wallet, watch, keys, and Leatherman chief among them. It’s really not rocket science. I assume that Sue-Ann carries a purse with her everywhere and will learn soon enough to keep a little reusable bag tucked away in there. I also expect that she will admit this to absolutely no one.

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