- Never use astringent immediately after shaving.
- It doesn’t matter what it did when I was ten, my finger won’t bend that far backward any longer.
- A pound of chicken wings or a pound of gum drops, but not both.
- Don’t pick up a razor by the blade.
- If it tastes a little off going down, it’ll taste even worse coming back up.
- The power cord might be unplugged, but you really don’t want to touch that big capacitor with the screwdriver in your hand.
- The glue on most bicycle tube patches is completely useless below 0°C.
- When you’re trying to walk down a hill, snowshoes behave a lot like skis.
- If you’re going to start shaving part of your body, you’d better be prepared to shave a lot more often than you thought.
- If you feel the need to yawn while swimming, lift your head out of the water first.
- Before you cut something with a mitre saw (or any saw, for that matter), verify that your thumb is out of the way of the blade. Every time.
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