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The face of 24 below

By , March 4, 2009

Like the layers of an onion

In homage to Goldfinger actress Shirley Eaton, I leave one square inch of my skin exposed so that I won’t suffocate.

The worst thing about riding in -24°C windchill isn’t trying to stay warm. It’s not the extra time I spend each morning bundling up with a face mask, neck warmer, balaclava, and headband to keep the harsh wind off my delicate face and neck. It’s not even trying to unlock the bike while wearing lobster gloves. No, by far the worst thing about riding in this weather is frightening all the kids at the daycare next door to the office. Sorry kids; spring’s almost here. I know I said that last week, but I really mean it this time.

4 Responses to “The face of 24 below”

  1. Torontopoika says:

    You gotta meet the cool guys I see riding around the west end. They have a windbreaker, no hat (of course no helmet) and crappy gloves.

    I, in my warm car, was amazed that I saw different three guys out like this on a frigid afternoon. Now maybe they were not commuting, perhaps just going to the store for cigs, but it was still an impressive display of bravado.

  2. Joe Clark says:

    Superb robotic countenance.

  3. Val Dodge says:

    Joe: Thanks. For next winter, I’ll be working on looking more like a friendly robot who wants to help you rather than one who’s going to shoot you and eat your family.

    Poika: I can actually understand the windbreaker guys. I generate so much heat on my bike that I generally dress for winter commuting as if it was about 10-15°C warmer than it actually is. I don’t even zip up my jacket most of the time. I usually unzip my fleece about 10 minutes into my morning ride, pull off the mask about five minutes later, and sometimes ride without gloves for the last few minutes. It doesn’t matter whether it’s -20° or +30°, I’m still hot and sweating when I get to the office. Cycling in the winter keeps you warmer than you’d expect.

  4. Kullervo says:

    I’d be impressed if that picture had been taken on the cold, dingy streets of Toronto rather than, seemingly, in the comfort of some kitchen. I withdraw this cranky lunge if you were astride a bicycle – even a stationary bicycle – when the pic was taken. I imagine you wandering your home and the Eaton Centre for hours dressed thus, and then hopping in the Camaro to drive to work. For shame, sir, for shame!

    Er, or not.

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