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The travails of Mr. Stickman

By , January 12, 2012

[This is a repost of an article that I originally put together for Torontoist in 2008. Torontoist's recent redesign seems to have eaten all of the photo galleries in older posts, so I'm adding this one here because it was way too much fun (and work!) to allow it to disappear into the ether.]

Trucks are just one of Mr. Stickman's many nemeses.

Mr. Stickman has the toughest job in Toronto: keeping you safe. In a day’s work, he gets smushed, crushed, beheaded, befingered, mangled, strangled, thrown, blown, ground, and crowned. And unlike the relatively delicate spokesmodels who calmly remind you to mind the gap or use proper escalator technique, Mr. Stickman is willing to give the extra effort and actually demonstrate the consequences of not following the rules. Wherever danger lurks, Mr. Stickman plies his educational trade. He endures every manner of indignity, accident, and disfigurement that you can imagine, all in the hope that you will learn from his painful and sometimes deadly misadventures. What follows is a small sampling of his daily work around Toronto.

One Response to “The travails of Mr. Stickman”

  1. [...] that’s definitely one of Mr. Stickman’sĀ genteel cousins showing me the way across. But across what? What the hell is he doing out standing [...]

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