Mackenzie King generates some political capital

I rode or walked past William Lyon Mackenzie King‘s grave in Mount Pleasant Cemetery almost every day for three years until last month. Like most graves, not much changed from day to day. Other than a fresh floral arrangement placed on or near the ledger stone every week or two, it was pretty much the same all the time. This colourful yet reliably mundane official tribute got some company this spring when someone placed three rocks on the ledger. And then in early June, a wooden dowel carved into a candle flame and eight (and then thirteen) pennies appeared:

Thirteen pennies on Mackenzie King's grave marker

More coins were added to the pot over the next couple of weeks, until on June 27,  someone decided to turn the carved dowel and rocks into a slightly more obvious phallic symbol:

Mackenzie King's Giant Erect Carving

Two days later, with the pot over 30 cents, someone stacked it into neat piles:

Mackenzie King is worth a small fortune

And then on the last day of June, the money disappeared:

Mackenzie King, broke again

Although the dowel, rocks, and candle continued to shift around almost daily, no more money appeared. Someone did leave a liquid tribute on July 18, perhaps of the sort more familiar to Jim Morrison:

Liquid tribute to Mackenzie King

No, I neither smelled nor touched this liquid. But I can say with certainty that it was fresh, it filled all of the carved characters to the rim, and it hadn’t rained at all for two weeks. Between the pennies, the dowel, the rocks, and whatever this was, it seemed obvious that someone, perhaps many someones, had taken an interest in Mackenzie King’s grave. That, or his mother was trying to send him a message. It seemed to me that the accumulation of money could be explained by people seeing a few coins and thinking that it was a tradition to leave a penny. Sort of like tossing a penny into a wishing well, only not quite.

At this point, I had only observed the daily goings-on but by the end of July, I was sufficiently curious to see what would happen that I decided to re-seed the pot with the original amount of eight cents. Unfortunately, I didn’t have enough pennies with me, so I anted up a nickel as well:

First Bank of Mackenzie King recapitalized

By the next day, someone had added a ninth cent:

Nine cents for the King

Less than two weeks later, three cents had disappeared, with the nickel being replaced by two cents and a trio of small stones.

Three cents down

The pot continued to dwindle over the next couple of days, with another four cents and two of the stones disappearing:

Another four cents go missing

By mid-August, the ledger was bereft of money yet again, having peaked at a mere nine cents. Undeterred by my failure to rekindle a new tradition, I ponied up again on August 22 with the last six pennies I had on my desk:

First Bank of Mackenzie King recapitalized again

The following week saw slow but steady growth in the bank, hitting fourteen cents before Labour Day:

The wonders of compound interest

There must have been a guided tour over the Labour Day weekend because the ledger’s holdings more than doubled from fourteen to thirty-one cents that weekend:

Mackenzie King is worth thirty-one cents

And through September it continued to grow. Thirty-eight. Forty-seven. Fifty-four and a polished stone:

A penny, a stone, and a carved dowel for your thoughts

Fifty-seven. Sixty-seven by mid-October! That was an eleven-fold return on my original investment of six cents. But once again, someone scooped up the bounty before the end of October, leaving Mackenzie King’s ledger broke again heading into the winter:

Mackenzie King, broke again

So what did I learn from five months of watching the evolving tributes on Mackenzie King’s grave? People will part with a penny if they think it’s part of a tradition. Seemingly many people will move objects (and cash) around on a grave, but few will take any of it. People will take a pile of coins that include nickels or dimes long before they take one that consists solely of pennies. If you want to double your money in a month, drop some coin on a famous person’s grave and wait. Just be sure to retrieve the principle and interest before someone else does!

I still have no idea where the dowel came from. While it was moved around on numerous occasions, it has been on or beside the ledger continuously since June. I’m not sure where the initial infusion of money came from either, nor about who was continuously rearranging it and the various objects on the ledger. During the summer, I did see one person lurking around the grave who I would describe as suspicious, but I’m sure that I would have looked rather suspicious myself to a hidden observer.

All told, Mackenzie King raised around $1.20 for someone’s popsicle fund this summer and fall.

5 Replies to “Mackenzie King generates some political capital”

  1. I keep asking everyone why the pennies are on his grave. It has consumed me.
    Love the story you wrote… it gives me some sort of closure.

  2. Thank you, Val, for this story and photos. I was at the gravesite recently recently and found the monuments covered in coins, mostly pennies with the odd nickel. They looked like they had been there some time.

  3. There on June 12 as part of my tour of all the historic sites of Ontario. I’m a writer. No dowel, a fair number of coins, but a Christmas wreath added amnd a polished stone that says Peace. Sooo cool; so weird.

  4. After recently moving back to midtown, walked past MacKenzie Kings grave today and curious what a small tribute to such a person
    The grave stone was sprinkled with pennies and nothing else
    Maybe I will leave a nickel or dime next time as I overlook Mount Pleasant from my apt

  5. As I live overlooking Mount Pleasant went for a walk to King’s grave May 14, 2014…the dowel Christmas wreath and rock magically appeared in the last 24 hours

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