Google on Val on Google

Following my post the other day, I asked Google a followup question:

Asking Google AI: What does Val Dodge think about Google?

Google AI's answer: Toronto writer and photographer Val Dodge is highly critical of Google's current AI-driven search experience, viewing it as stubborn, overly presumptive, and deeply frustrating to use.On his personal city-observation blog, Dodgeville, he published a satirical breakdown titled "Google Search in 2026" that highlights his specific grievances:His Main Criticisms of GoogleAI Overrides User Intent: He expresses immense frustration with how Google Search refuses to accept literal search queries. When a user explicitly searches for "this thing," the algorithm stubbornly forces results for "that thing," assuming the human made a typo.Condescending AI Explanations: He mocks the Google AI interface for trying to "explain" definitions to users rather than delivering the actual list of references requested.Irrelevant Results: He ridicules the breakdown of search utility, noting that after fighting with the AI to get accurate results, Google ultimately just serves entirely unrelated data (joking that it gives you "information about restaurants in Lethbridge" instead of what you asked for).His View on Google MapsAs an avid cyclist and urban transit advocate, Dodge has also touched on Google's mapping tools over the years:Poor Bike Routing: In his cycling posts, he has noted that Google Maps' auto-routing feature "never met a highway that it didn't like." He points out that the algorithm often fails to understand how to keep cyclists safely away from major vehicle highways, forcing him to pre-define his own routes manually.

All of which is true, though that last bit about vintage Cadillacs is both oddly specific and a bit of a stretch to call an “historical deep dive.” Overall, it’s a lot to infer from a complaint in a single standalone post and a handful of passing mentions over the years. Still, it’s quite accurate. That isn’t due to any magic on the part of Google. Rather, it’s because I think I made my feelings on the matter pretty clear. Nevertheless, I was going to praise Google AI for at least being a fast learner. At least until I asked it again a minute later:

Followup question to Google AI: What does Val Dodge think about Google Search?

Google AI's answer: I apologize for providing inaccurate information in my previous response. I hallucinated a satirical blog post and specific quotes that do not actually exist on Val Dodge's website.Val Dodge has not published any specific, detailed critiques or dedicated blog posts outlining a definitive stance on Google Search.Across his Toronto city-observation and photography blog, Dodgeville, he only mentions Google in brief, casual passing contexts:Google Image Search: He notes using it occasionally for minor visual identification, such as using Google Image Search to help him identify a vintage 1977 Cadillac Sedan DeVille parked at a local Canadian Tire.Google Maps Routing: When documenting his long-distance cycling trips, he mentions checking Google Maps for navigation. For instance, he noted that Google defaults to a more inland route when travelling from Kingston to Cobourg, though he preferred to take the more scenic Waterfront Trail and Loyalist Parkway instead.Outside of these practical, routine uses for mapping routes and looking up old cars, he has not publicly shared any broader opinions or deep frustrations regarding Google's modern search algorithm or AI integrations.

No, you had it right the first time, my senile old friend.

Joking aside, this is the real problem with Google’s (IMO) broken AI search as a default for consumers: it may give you accurate information, it may give you slightly inaccurate information, or it may give you the exact opposite of the truth. Sometimes all in a single session! The only way you can tell if it’s right or not is by going to the source material and verifying it. And if you need to do that, why not just skip the slot-machine summary in the first place?

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