Me, to Google: this thing
Google: You mean that thing. Here are results for that thing.
Me: “this thing”
Google: Still pretty sure you mean “that thing.” Do you want to search for “this thing” instead?
Me: Yes
Google AI: Haha, you’re making a typo; you really meant to type “that thing.” Let me explain to you why you really mean “that thing” and then I will give you some results for “that thing.”
Me: Seriously, I mean “this thing”
Google AI: Oh, sorry about that. Here’s the dictionary definition of “this.”
Me: I don’t want the dictionary definition of “this,” I want a list of any references you can find to “this thing”, as in my original search.
Google AI: Oh, I get it you must mean “that thing.” Here are some results about that thing, along with some completely unrelated information about restaurants in Lethbridge.
Me:
